Thursday, September 15, 2011

brainfarts and things


Last night I had the most amazing dream!

For some reason I looked like Christina Hendricks, which was kinda awesome because I have the biggest girl crush on her.
I was getting married.
I had two or three different wedding dresses, each with their own set of beautiful lingerie, and INSANE shoes, I want them!!
I don't know who I was getting married to though... Never made it down the isle 'cause I was too busy admiring the clothing.

Then I was at a thrift store. I have dreams where I'm buying lots of clothes all the time, then wake up disappointed. Hate those!
I went home from the thrift store with bags full of clothes and wound up at some USS Enterprise looking house watching a giant flat screen TV that made Flubber-like bubbles and Tom Hanks was there. I don't know why Tom Hanks was there but he was and he was awesome. We kept trying to catch the same flubber bubbles and I kept winning.

THEN, I was half-bear half-human and was hanging out with two bears who were really people but had been cursed.
We went to this Baldurs Gate-ish forest and got attacked by racist metal head bikers or something, so we stabbed them and ran back to the space ship where we all turned human again and the racists couldn't find us.

The end.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Boo!

I'm supposed to be reading To Kill A Mockingbird right now, a book I've been meaning to read for YEARS, and never got around to it, and now I'm taking an English course and have to write an essay on it before October 10. Instead of reading, though, I'm stuck in some ADD cycle, thinking of all the crafts I could be doing or all the cleaning that needs to be done. I also want to take a really long shower, take a nap and play with the cats.

Ooh, and I found a cheap copy of The Bell Jar at the book store. Want to re-read it but I can't right now but it's staring at me and and and...

Why won't anyone give me Ritalin?

Also, French is weird.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Face!

I wanted to write a proper blog post so I asked Matthildur what to write about and she told me "faces" so here goes:

I like faces.
They are found on most people except maybe burn victims, zombies and medical skeletons(they are people too!).
Cats also have faces.
And some ducks, I think.

I'm quite fond of mine, I have two eyes, a nose, a chin, some teeth and things, it's nice and useful for seeing, hearing, smelling and screaming.
It's kinda funny looking when I've just woken up in the morning but I fix it with more sleep and maybe mascara.
And on really bad face days, I wear my hair down and pull a Cousin It when I see someone I know.

Sometimes I see faces in random objects, electrical outlets, my food, cars have faces, it's creepy 'cause some cars are really angry and they're coming at you and you panic, kinda... no?
VW Beetles look really friendly and happy, I like them.

This isn't a very proper blog, I guess, I'll write one when I stop being mentally constipated and actually have something interesting to write about.
Until then, I hope this amuses someone.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

tipsypost

I wonder if cats ever find things we do adorable.
'Cause... every time I bend town to kiss my cat he reaches up and pushes his forehead against my lips, I'm thinking "is he going "awe, the human wants attention, how cute!"
Or when we talk to them(I actually have intelligent conversations with my cats, sometimes I'm really scared I'm the only one who does that), do they think our babbling is as cute as we find their meows?

Okay, they probably don't.
My cat looks at me like they want to kill me unless they want something.
Or if I have food, then they love me.
Even if it's corn flakes or noodles?

This post=not a good idea