Friday, March 16, 2012

I really hate the Sims 2


The Sims 2 is the worst game ever, let me tell you why;
I spent hours upon hours as a kid, sitting and watching other people play that stupid game.
Hours. Watching someone else play a game. Fun times.

I could never play it myself because I never had a computer that could handle it.

Well, guess what? Neither did they!
So, they sat there, waiting patiently, sometimes up to an hour, watching that annoying load screen, with the really irritating music, knowing exactly what they would do as soon as it finally loaded. They would go on to create an impossibly skinny adult version of themselves, just themselves, never me because it took too long to load, use the cheats to make impossible amounts of money and build a giant mansion. They would then go on to live their virtual dream lives, get their virtual dream jobs, virtual dream friends and boyfriends, have awesome virtual parties, and then kill themselves in the swimming pool.

For some reason they seemed to think this was better than actual socializing, because I sat there the whole time and they barely said a word to me. Sitting in the comfortable computer chair while I had a little stool that was way too low for the computer desk and really hurt my ass.
I've always wondered why they asked me to come over and hang out if all they wanted to do was have a pretend life with me sitting there half asleep.

I swear, every time I hear that god damn Sims music, I want to hurt someone.