Thursday, September 15, 2011

brainfarts and things


Last night I had the most amazing dream!

For some reason I looked like Christina Hendricks, which was kinda awesome because I have the biggest girl crush on her.
I was getting married.
I had two or three different wedding dresses, each with their own set of beautiful lingerie, and INSANE shoes, I want them!!
I don't know who I was getting married to though... Never made it down the isle 'cause I was too busy admiring the clothing.

Then I was at a thrift store. I have dreams where I'm buying lots of clothes all the time, then wake up disappointed. Hate those!
I went home from the thrift store with bags full of clothes and wound up at some USS Enterprise looking house watching a giant flat screen TV that made Flubber-like bubbles and Tom Hanks was there. I don't know why Tom Hanks was there but he was and he was awesome. We kept trying to catch the same flubber bubbles and I kept winning.

THEN, I was half-bear half-human and was hanging out with two bears who were really people but had been cursed.
We went to this Baldurs Gate-ish forest and got attacked by racist metal head bikers or something, so we stabbed them and ran back to the space ship where we all turned human again and the racists couldn't find us.

The end.

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